In the flesh

Getting pulled meatside is always disgusting, but it’s worse during an emergency shutdown. In the verses, my sleek form adapts seamlessly to my surroundings: looks hot, smells great, tastes delicious. This sack of flesh is all dusting, wrinkling, sagging, spotting, fermenting, fugging meatness. I reek like my Faecal Management System has malfunctioned, my stomach acid…

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Chatsworth High’s Grant Wang hits the MIT jackpot

During a volleyball tournament trip to Las Vegas in March, Chatsworth coach Sina Aghassy confiscated all his players’ cellphones and put them in his backpack to make sure they focused on their sports assignment — with one exception. Anyone waiting to learn if they were accepted to a college could briefly have access to their…

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