Saros reminded me how great the DualSense can be

The DualSense controller was one of Sony’s main selling points for the PS5. Beyond things like a striking new design and adaptive triggers, the controller’s haptic feedback offered genuinely cool new experiences for games. Rumble effects had been around for decades at that point, but the DualSense offered something very different: I’m still blown away…

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In the flesh

Getting pulled meatside is always disgusting, but it’s worse during an emergency shutdown. In the verses, my sleek form adapts seamlessly to my surroundings: looks hot, smells great, tastes delicious. This sack of flesh is all dusting, wrinkling, sagging, spotting, fermenting, fugging meatness. I reek like my Faecal Management System has malfunctioned, my stomach acid…

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