Who, Me?
The office sink is always a horror. Managers worried this one glowed
WHO, ME? Welcome to a fresh, tasty, instalment of Who, Me? It’s The Register’s reader-contributed
column in which readers confess about things they did at work that probably
deserve to remain a secret.
This week,
meet a reader we’ll Regomize as “Ray” who told us he once worked in a research
lab repairing nucleonic instruments.
We understand they’re gadgets that use very short half-life
isotopes that emit just enough radiation it’s possible to measure the
backscatter. According to the World
Nuclear Association this is helpful to measure the level of coal in a
hopper, or the thickness of paper!
Like many workplaces, the lab Ray worked in had a microwave
oven staff could use to warm their lunches, and a coffee machine too.
The difference in this lab was that the appliances lived next
to a sink used to wash the nucleonic kit.
Ray’s manager decided that posed a risk to workers’ health –
which it didn’t – so insisted the Microwave and coffee machine go elsewhere.
Ray’s solution was to screenshot his PC’s desktop, print it
onto A3 paper, and laminate it.
“The screen looked very realistic without requiring a
backlight,” he said. So Ray moved it into an unused office and put a keyboard
and mouse in front of it. He also found the coffee machine a new home where the
manager wouldn’t go looking.
“They were both still in use when I retired three years
later,” he told Who, Me?
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